The Cryptid Crew Unconfirmed Unbothered ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Never Proven ~ Never Worried About It

The footage is grainy, the footprint is debatable, and the witness had been at the tavern. The subjects of all this attention have never once issued a statement, and they are not about to start.

• Gift for the believer: For the friend with a podcast queue full of lake monsters, the couple who plans vacations around sightings, and the brother who insists he saw something in 2006.
• Status report: Existence: unverified. Mood: excellent.
• Rumored to gather in: Part of Here Be Monsters, no photographs permitted.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood