The Cryptid Crew Unconfirmed Unbothered ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Never Proven ~ Never Worried About It
The footage is grainy, the footprint is debatable, and the witness had been at the tavern. The subjects of all this attention have never once issued a statement, and they are not about to start.
- Gift for the believer: For the friend with a podcast queue full of lake monsters, the couple who plans vacations around sightings, and the brother who insists he saw something in 2006.
- Status report: Existence: unverified. Mood: excellent.
- Rumored to gather in: Part of Here Be Monsters, no photographs permitted.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
