The Cryptid Crew Unconfirmed Unbothered ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Never Proven ~ Never Worried About It

The footage is grainy, the footprint is debatable, and the witness had been at the tavern. The subjects of all this attention have never once issued a statement, and they are not about to start.

• Gift for the believer: For the friend with a podcast queue full of lake monsters, the couple who plans vacations around sightings, and the brother who insists he saw something in 2006.
• Status report: Existence: unverified. Mood: excellent.
• Rumored to gather in: Part of Here Be Monsters, no photographs permitted.