The Crew Is Questionable ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Boat Passed Inspection ~ The Crew Did Not

Engine runs. Hull is sound. Registration is current. Then the cousins arrive with a cooler the size of a dinghy, and suddenly the only thing on board that works properly is the anchor.

• For lake families with a reputation: The ones the marina recognizes by the music before the boat clears the no-wake zone.
• A gift the whole dock gets: Houseboat weekends, pontoon parades and the annual sandbar standoff where nobody remembers who won.
• Order a few for the regulars: Captain, first mate and whichever brother-in-law keeps falling off the tube.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood