The Crew Is Questionable ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Boat Passed Inspection ~ The Crew Did Not
Engine runs. Hull is sound. Registration is current. Then the cousins arrive with a cooler the size of a dinghy, and suddenly the only thing on board that works properly is the anchor.
- For lake families with a reputation: The ones the marina recognizes by the music before the boat clears the no-wake zone.
- A gift the whole dock gets: Houseboat weekends, pontoon parades and the annual sandbar standoff where nobody remembers who won.
- Order a few for the regulars: Captain, first mate and whichever brother-in-law keeps falling off the tube.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
