The Crew Is Questionable ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
The Boat Passed Inspection ~ The Crew Did Not
Engine runs. Hull is sound. Registration is current. Then the cousins arrive with a cooler the size of a dinghy, and suddenly the only thing on board that works properly is the anchor.
- For lake families with a reputation: The ones the marina recognizes by the music before the boat clears the no-wake zone.
- A gift the whole dock gets: Houseboat weekends, pontoon parades and the annual sandbar standoff where nobody remembers who won.
- Order a few for the regulars: Captain, first mate and whichever brother-in-law keeps falling off the tube.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
