The Captain's Wife Is the Actual Captain ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

His Name on the Registration ~ Her Hands on the Wheel

He tells the dock story. She lived it, corrected it and docked the boat while he was telling it. The title says captain. The logbook, if anyone kept one honestly, says otherwise.

• For the wife who actually runs the boat: Anniversaries, Father's Day counter-gifts and the day he finally admits it.
• Boat couples, order the pair: He gets captain, she gets the truth, and the marina gets a good laugh.
• Helms the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman behind the captain is usually in front of him.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood