The Captain's Wife Is the Actual Captain ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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His Name on the Registration ~ Her Hands on the Wheel
He tells the dock story. She lived it, corrected it and docked the boat while he was telling it. The title says captain. The logbook, if anyone kept one honestly, says otherwise.
- For the wife who actually runs the boat: Anniversaries, Father's Day counter-gifts and the day he finally admits it.
- Boat couples, order the pair: He gets captain, she gets the truth, and the marina gets a good laugh.
- Helms the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman behind the captain is usually in front of him.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
