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The Captain's Wife Is the Actual Captain ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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His Name on the Registration ~ Her Hands on the Wheel

He tells the dock story. She lived it, corrected it and docked the boat while he was telling it. The title says captain. The logbook, if anyone kept one honestly, says otherwise.

  • For the wife who actually runs the boat: Anniversaries, Father's Day counter-gifts and the day he finally admits it.
  • Boat couples, order the pair: He gets captain, she gets the truth, and the marina gets a good laugh.
  • Helms the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman behind the captain is usually in front of him.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer