The Captain's Wife Is the Actual Captain ~ Comfort Colors Tee

His Name on the Registration ~ Her Hands on the Wheel

He tells the dock story. She lived it, corrected it and docked the boat while he was telling it. The title says captain. The logbook, if anyone kept one honestly, says otherwise.

• For the wife who actually runs the boat: Anniversaries, Father's Day counter-gifts and the day he finally admits it.
• Boat couples, order the pair: He gets captain, she gets the truth, and the marina gets a good laugh.
• Helms the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman behind the captain is usually in front of him.