The Captain's Quarters Are by Invitation Only ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Captain's Quarters Are by Invitation Only ~ No Tours on Weekends

The galley is open, the deck is public and the cooler is communal. One door stays shut, and the people who have been through it do not discuss the view. That is how a reputation gets built at a marina without saying a word.

• Boat Owner's House Rules: For the skipper whose guests get the tour, the drink and the sunset, and precisely nothing below the companionway.
• The Friend Nobody Can Read: The one who leaves the party at ten, alone, and somehow has the best story on Monday.
• Cabin Door, Lights Out: Takes a locked cabin in Pirates After Dark, where the most interesting room is the one not on the tour.