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The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ The Weather Entries Are Brief

Official records of the voyage: wind light, sea calm, harbour reached by four, receipt from the tiki bar stapled to the page. Historians would call it incomplete. The crew would call it accurate.

  • Skipper's Honest Paperwork: For the boat owner whose logbook has more drink stamps than compass bearings.
  • Pub Crawl Navigation: A gift for whoever plans the route from one harbour bar to the next and calls it a passage plan.
  • Ship's Records of the Locker: The Rum Locker keeps the official log and reads it aloud at the next raft-up.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood