The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ The Weather Entries Are Brief
Official records of the voyage: wind light, sea calm, harbour reached by four, receipt from the tiki bar stapled to the page. Historians would call it incomplete. The crew would call it accurate.
- Skipper's Honest Paperwork: For the boat owner whose logbook has more drink stamps than compass bearings.
- Pub Crawl Navigation: A gift for whoever plans the route from one harbour bar to the next and calls it a passage plan.
- Ship's Records of the Locker: The Rum Locker keeps the official log and reads it aloud at the next raft-up.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
