The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ The Weather Entries Are Brief
Official records of the voyage: wind light, sea calm, harbour reached by four, receipt from the tiki bar stapled to the page. Historians would call it incomplete. The crew would call it accurate.
- Skipper's Honest Paperwork: For the boat owner whose logbook has more drink stamps than compass bearings.
- Pub Crawl Navigation: A gift for whoever plans the route from one harbour bar to the next and calls it a passage plan.
- Ship's Records of the Locker: The Rum Locker keeps the official log and reads it aloud at the next raft-up.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
