The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Captain's Log Is Mostly Bar Tabs ~ The Weather Entries Are Brief

Official records of the voyage: wind light, sea calm, harbour reached by four, receipt from the tiki bar stapled to the page. Historians would call it incomplete. The crew would call it accurate.

• Skipper's Honest Paperwork: For the boat owner whose logbook has more drink stamps than compass bearings.
• Pub Crawl Navigation: A gift for whoever plans the route from one harbour bar to the next and calls it a passage plan.
• Ship's Records of the Locker: The Rum Locker keeps the official log and reads it aloud at the next raft-up.