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The Captain Is Off Duty The Pirate Is Not ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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The Captain Is Off Duty The Pirate Is Not ~ Two Jobs, One Man

He retired from the helm, handed in the logbook and promised his wife a quieter life. The quieter life lasted until the first marina happy hour. The captain may be done, but the other fellow has a full social calendar.

  • Retired Skipper Gift: For the man whose boat is sold and whose stories have somehow doubled in length.
  • Cruise Husband Honesty: His wife can rest easy knowing the responsible half clocked out, and the fun half never does.
  • Evening Roster: Posted with Pirates After Dark, where titles change once the sun sets and nobody checks the credentials.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood