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The Captain Is Off Duty The Pirate Is Not ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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The Captain Is Off Duty The Pirate Is Not ~ Two Jobs, One Man

He retired from the helm, handed in the logbook and promised his wife a quieter life. The quieter life lasted until the first marina happy hour. The captain may be done, but the other fellow has a full social calendar.

  • Retired Skipper Gift: For the man whose boat is sold and whose stories have somehow doubled in length.
  • Cruise Husband Honesty: His wife can rest easy knowing the responsible half clocked out, and the fun half never does.
  • Evening Roster: Posted with Pirates After Dark, where titles change once the sun sets and nobody checks the credentials.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure