The Captain Is Off Duty The Pirate Is Not ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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The Captain Is Off Duty The Pirate Is Not ~ Two Jobs, One Man
He retired from the helm, handed in the logbook and promised his wife a quieter life. The quieter life lasted until the first marina happy hour. The captain may be done, but the other fellow has a full social calendar.
- Retired Skipper Gift: For the man whose boat is sold and whose stories have somehow doubled in length.
- Cruise Husband Honesty: His wife can rest easy knowing the responsible half clocked out, and the fun half never does.
- Evening Roster: Posted with Pirates After Dark, where titles change once the sun sets and nobody checks the credentials.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
