The Booty Bureau ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Official Member ~ Department of Unofficial Activities

Membership was never applied for. It was conferred at 11:40pm by whoever was still awake and typing, and the Bureau does not accept resignations.

• The Group Chat Commissioner: A badge of office for the friend who decides what the night is going to be, then documents it.
• Clubs With No Dues: Fake institutions with real loyalty make the best gifts, especially for someone who already acts like the chair.
• Filed Under After Dark: Lives in Pirates After Dark, where the paperwork is unofficial and the activities are not.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood