The Booty Bureau ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Official Member ~ Department of Unofficial Activities
Membership was never applied for. It was conferred at 11:40pm by whoever was still awake and typing, and the Bureau does not accept resignations.
- The Group Chat Commissioner: A badge of office for the friend who decides what the night is going to be, then documents it.
- Clubs With No Dues: Fake institutions with real loyalty make the best gifts, especially for someone who already acts like the chair.
- Filed Under After Dark: Lives in Pirates After Dark, where the paperwork is unofficial and the activities are not.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
