The Booty Bureau ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Official Member ~ Department of Unofficial Activities

Membership was never applied for. It was conferred at 11:40pm by whoever was still awake and typing, and the Bureau does not accept resignations.

• The Group Chat Commissioner: A badge of office for the friend who decides what the night is going to be, then documents it.
• Clubs With No Dues: Fake institutions with real loyalty make the best gifts, especially for someone who already acts like the chair.
• Filed Under After Dark: Lives in Pirates After Dark, where the paperwork is unofficial and the activities are not.