The Booty Bureau ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Official Member ~ Department of Unofficial Activities
Membership was never applied for. It was conferred at 11:40pm by whoever was still awake and typing, and the Bureau does not accept resignations.
- The Group Chat Commissioner: A badge of office for the friend who decides what the night is going to be, then documents it.
- Clubs With No Dues: Fake institutions with real loyalty make the best gifts, especially for someone who already acts like the chair.
- Filed Under After Dark: Lives in Pirates After Dark, where the paperwork is unofficial and the activities are not.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
