The Bartender Is My Emergency Contact ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Bartender Is My Emergency Contact ~ They Already Know My Allergies
The form asks for someone who can be reached at any hour and knows your situation. That narrows it down. The person behind the bar knows the usual, the birthday, the sister's name and which stool to leave empty when things are rough.
- Paperwork Finally Honest: For whoever hesitated at the hospital form and wrote down a name from the tavern instead.
- Gift From the Regulars: The bar staff get a lot of tips and not enough credit; this is the credit.
- Contact Card of the Locker: The Rum Locker lists one number for emergencies, and it rings behind the bar.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
