The Bartender Is My Emergency Contact ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Bartender Is My Emergency Contact ~ They Already Know My Allergies
The form asks for someone who can be reached at any hour and knows your situation. That narrows it down. The person behind the bar knows the usual, the birthday, the sister's name and which stool to leave empty when things are rough.
- Paperwork Finally Honest: For whoever hesitated at the hospital form and wrote down a name from the tavern instead.
- Gift From the Regulars: The bar staff get a lot of tips and not enough credit; this is the credit.
- Contact Card of the Locker: The Rum Locker lists one number for emergencies, and it rings behind the bar.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
