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The Actual Captain ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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The Real Captain Has Been Identified

One of them bought the boat. The other knows where the keys are, when the registration expires, which cooler holds the food and how to back the trailer in straight on the first attempt.

  • Give credit where it is due: Enter the actual captain's name, up to 12 letters, in the personalization box before adding to cart, and it takes the banner.
  • Pairs with Captain for the pretender: Anniversary, Father's Day or the boat's birthday, order both and let the dock decide.
  • For spouses who really run things: Wives, husbands and the partner who has never once needed a second try at the ramp.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood