The Actual Captain ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
The Real Captain Has Been Identified
One of them bought the boat. The other knows where the keys are, when the registration expires, which cooler holds the food and how to back the trailer in straight on the first attempt.
- Give credit where it is due: Enter the actual captain's name, up to 12 letters, in the personalization box before adding to cart, and it takes the banner.
- Pairs with Captain for the pretender: Anniversary, Father's Day or the boat's birthday, order both and let the dock decide.
- For spouses who really run things: Wives, husbands and the partner who has never once needed a second try at the ramp.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer



