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Terrible Decisions at Sea ~ Ornament

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Terrible Decisions at Sea ~ The Forecast Called for Mischief

Blue skies, calm water, and absolutely no supervision. Perfect conditions for choices nobody will explain to their family later. The day was fine, the decisions were not.

  • Sunny Day Trouble: For the crew that gets bolder as the weather improves.
  • Cruise Excursion: Best brought along on the shore day nobody planned.
  • Optimist's Warning: Cheerful on purpose, ominous by accident.


Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.