Taking On Water Emotionally ~ Ornament
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Still Afloat, Emotionally Speaking
Laundry is winning, the inbox is winning, and a small person just asked for a snack for the fifth time before nine. Status report filed. Vessel operational. Morale under review.
- For the one holding it together: A knowing gift for the parent, nurse, or project lead running on cold coffee and sheer determination.
- Honest without the lecture: It says what the week felt like and leaves the pep talk to someone else.
- Docked in: Modern Scoundrels, where the overworked keep each other company.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree that secretly wants to be a mast. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape for many Decembers.



