Squid Pro Quo ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Favors Exchanged ~ Counsel Retained ~ Groans Guaranteed

One favor for another, billed in six-minute increments. The pun lands, the paralegal sighs, and the partner pretends not to smile. Latin has never been this slippery.

• For the attorney with a sense of humor: A gift for the law-school grad, the paralegal who runs the place, and the friend who has never once resisted a wordplay opportunity.
• Terms of engagement: Something for something, with a side of regret and a small retainer.
• Practicing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, admitted to the bar.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood