Squid Pro Quo ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Favors Exchanged ~ Counsel Retained ~ Groans Guaranteed

One favor for another, billed in six-minute increments. The pun lands, the paralegal sighs, and the partner pretends not to smile. Latin has never been this slippery.

• For the attorney with a sense of humor: A gift for the law-school grad, the paralegal who runs the place, and the friend who has never once resisted a wordplay opportunity.
• Terms of engagement: Something for something, with a side of regret and a small retainer.
• Practicing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, admitted to the bar.