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Squid Pro Quo ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Favors Exchanged ~ Counsel Retained ~ Groans Guaranteed

One favor for another, billed in six-minute increments. The pun lands, the paralegal sighs, and the partner pretends not to smile. Latin has never been this slippery.

  • For the attorney with a sense of humor: A gift for the law-school grad, the paralegal who runs the place, and the friend who has never once resisted a wordplay opportunity.
  • Terms of engagement: Something for something, with a side of regret and a small retainer.
  • Practicing in: Part of Here Be Monsters, admitted to the bar.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer