SOS RUM ASAP ~ Ornament
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SOS RUM ASAP ~ Distress Signal Received
When the day goes sideways, some people call for help in three letters. This crew uses three more and expects a fast delivery. Emergency response has never been so festive.
- Rough Day: For the friend who texts in all caps after work.
- Boat Party Pick: Gets a laugh at the sandbar every time.
- Code Red: Urgent, important, and slightly dramatic.
Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.
