Social Battery Low Cannon Fully Loaded ~ Ornament

Out of Small Talk ~ Plenty of Ammunition

Two hours into the party and the smile has run out of charge. What remains is polite, quiet, and considerably more dangerous than it looks. The next person to ask 'so what do you do' is taking a chance.

• For the introvert at the gathering: Made for the friend who leaves without saying goodbye, the partner who hides in the kitchen with the dog, and anyone whose energy runs out before the appetizers do.
• Power levels: Patience at four percent. Everything else primed and ready.
• Recharging in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, the quiet corner.

Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.