Social Battery Low Cannon Fully Loaded ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
$51.99
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Description
Out of Small Talk ~ Plenty of Ammunition
Two hours into the party and the smile has run out of charge. What remains is polite, quiet, and considerably more dangerous than it looks. The next person to ask 'so what do you do' is taking a chance.
- For the introvert at the gathering: Made for the friend who leaves without saying goodbye, the partner who hides in the kitchen with the dog, and anyone whose energy runs out before the appetizers do.
- Power levels: Patience at four percent. Everything else primed and ready.
- Recharging in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, the quiet corner.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



