Social Battery Low Cannon Fully Loaded ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Description
Out of Small Talk ~ Plenty of Ammunition
Two hours into the party and the smile has run out of charge. What remains is polite, quiet, and considerably more dangerous than it looks. The next person to ask 'so what do you do' is taking a chance.
- For the introvert at the gathering: Made for the friend who leaves without saying goodbye, the partner who hides in the kitchen with the dog, and anyone whose energy runs out before the appetizers do.
- Power levels: Patience at four percent. Everything else primed and ready.
- Recharging in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, the quiet corner.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
