Social Battery Low Cannon Fully Loaded ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Out of Small Talk ~ Plenty of Ammunition
Two hours into the party and the smile has run out of charge. What remains is polite, quiet, and considerably more dangerous than it looks. The next person to ask 'so what do you do' is taking a chance.
- For the introvert at the gathering: Made for the friend who leaves without saying goodbye, the partner who hides in the kitchen with the dog, and anyone whose energy runs out before the appetizers do.
- Power levels: Patience at four percent. Everything else primed and ready.
- Recharging in: Part of Modern Scoundrels, the quiet corner.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
