Snitches Get Crackers ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Tell Us Everything ~ Treats on Arrival

In this house, the bird reports. Who came home late, who swore at the printer, who said the thing about the in-laws. Payment is a cracker, and the informant is never short on crackers.

• For the household informant: Parrots, cockatiels and the one roommate who hears everything through the wall.
• The gossip's badge of honor: She does not spread rumors, she distributes verified updates, and she accepts snacks.
• Filed under Parrot Problems: The collection for homes where the smallest resident has the biggest mouth.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood