Snitches Get Crackers ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Tell Us Everything ~ Treats on Arrival

In this house, the bird reports. Who came home late, who swore at the printer, who said the thing about the in-laws. Payment is a cracker, and the informant is never short on crackers.

• For the household informant: Parrots, cockatiels and the one roommate who hears everything through the wall.
• The gossip's badge of honor: She does not spread rumors, she distributes verified updates, and she accepts snacks.
• Filed under Parrot Problems: The collection for homes where the smallest resident has the biggest mouth.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure