Snitches Get Crackers ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Tell Us Everything ~ Treats on Arrival

In this house, the bird reports. Who came home late, who swore at the printer, who said the thing about the in-laws. Payment is a cracker, and the informant is never short on crackers.

• For the household informant: Parrots, cockatiels and the one roommate who hears everything through the wall.
• The gossip's badge of honor: She does not spread rumors, she distributes verified updates, and she accepts snacks.
• Filed under Parrot Problems: The collection for homes where the smallest resident has the biggest mouth.