Snitches Get Crackers ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Tell Us Everything ~ Treats on Arrival
In this house, the bird reports. Who came home late, who swore at the printer, who said the thing about the in-laws. Payment is a cracker, and the informant is never short on crackers.
- For the household informant: Parrots, cockatiels and the one roommate who hears everything through the wall.
- The gossip's badge of honor: She does not spread rumors, she distributes verified updates, and she accepts snacks.
- Filed under Parrot Problems: The collection for homes where the smallest resident has the biggest mouth.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
