Smooth Sailing ~ Ornament
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Description
Smooth Sailing ~ Famous Last Words From the Captain
Every trip has that cheerful announcement right before everything goes sideways. The motor stalls, the cooler tips, and the forecast was clearly fiction. Someone always promises calm water.
- Boat Owner Truth: For the friend whose boat has never once behaved.
- Optimist Roast: Perfect gift for the planner who swore nothing could go wrong.
- Sarcasm Included: Meant to be said with a very straight face.
Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.
