Smooth Sailing ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Smooth Sailing ~ Famous Last Words From the Captain

Every trip has that cheerful announcement right before everything goes sideways. The motor stalls, the cooler tips, and the forecast was clearly fiction. Someone always promises calm water.

• Boat Owner Truth: For the friend whose boat has never once behaved.
• Optimist Roast: Perfect gift for the planner who swore nothing could go wrong.
• Sarcasm Included: Meant to be said with a very straight face.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood