Smooth Sailing ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Smooth Sailing ~ Famous Last Words From the Captain
Every trip has that cheerful announcement right before everything goes sideways. The motor stalls, the cooler tips, and the forecast was clearly fiction. Someone always promises calm water.
- Boat Owner Truth: For the friend whose boat has never once behaved.
- Optimist Roast: Perfect gift for the planner who swore nothing could go wrong.
- Sarcasm Included: Meant to be said with a very straight face.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
