Smooth Sailing ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Smooth Sailing ~ Famous Last Words From the Captain
Every trip has that cheerful announcement right before everything goes sideways. The motor stalls, the cooler tips, and the forecast was clearly fiction. Someone always promises calm water.
- Boat Owner Truth: For the friend whose boat has never once behaved.
- Optimist Roast: Perfect gift for the planner who swore nothing could go wrong.
- Sarcasm Included: Meant to be said with a very straight face.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
