Smart Enough to Know Better ~ Ornament
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Smart Enough to Know Better ~ Not Nearly Enough to Stop
The brain filed its objection, the heart overruled it, and the evening proceeded as planned. For grown adults who read the risks, understood them fully and went anyway, because the alternative was being sensible.
- Informed Consent: They know exactly what happens next, which is what makes it a choice rather than an accident.
- Responsible Adult, Off Duty: Mortgage paid, bins out, now excuse the next twelve hours.
- Charter Member: The club's founding principle is written right here, and it has never been amended.
Secret Santa, white elephant or a captain's swap at the office party: this one gets stolen first. Ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, easy care with a damp cloth.
