Smart Captains Protect the Rum ~ Ornament
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Smart Captains Protect the Rum Supply ~ Strategy Starts in the Hold
Weather changes, maps lie, and crews get restless. A wise leader knows morale lives in one barrel, and she keeps the key on a chain around her neck.
- Leadership Lesson: For the friend who packs the cooler before packing clothes.
- Hosting Gift: A grin for whoever always runs the party supplies.
- Long Voyage Logic: Running dry is the real shipwreck.
Secret Santa, white elephant or a captain's swap at the office party: this one gets stolen first. Ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, easy care with a damp cloth.
