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Smart Captains Protect the Rum ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Smart Captains Protect the Rum Supply ~ Strategy Starts in the Hold

Weather changes, maps lie, and crews get restless. A wise leader knows morale lives in one barrel, and she keeps the key on a chain around her neck.

  • Leadership Lesson: For the friend who packs the cooler before packing clothes.
  • Hosting Gift: A grin for whoever always runs the party supplies.
  • Long Voyage Logic: Running dry is the real shipwreck.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer