Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ Ornament
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Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ A Captain's Only Rule
There is a right way and a wrong way to go down on the water. One ends in laughter, one ends in a call to the coast guard. Choose wisely, sailor.
- Boater Safety: A funny reminder for the friend who owns the pontoon.
- Party Priorities: Fun on deck, not under it.
- Globe Trotter: Perfect for cruise lovers circling the globe one port at a time.
Made for the deckhand who starts the holiday countdown in October. The round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright between voyages.
