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Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ A Captain's Only Rule

There is a right way and a wrong way to go down on the water. One ends in laughter, one ends in a call to the coast guard. Choose wisely, sailor.

  • Boater Safety: A funny reminder for the friend who owns the pontoon.
  • Party Priorities: Fun on deck, not under it.
  • Globe Trotter: Perfect for cruise lovers circling the globe one port at a time.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood