Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Sink the Rum Not the Ship ~ A Captain's Only Rule
There is a right way and a wrong way to go down on the water. One ends in laughter, one ends in a call to the coast guard. Choose wisely, sailor.
- Boater Safety: A funny reminder for the friend who owns the pontoon.
- Party Priorities: Fun on deck, not under it.
- Globe Trotter: Perfect for cruise lovers circling the globe one port at a time.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
